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#1
02-18-2007
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Jesus came to me with a garden hose and a rasberry salad, I told him to get lost, but he loooked so delicious i had to follow him down the monkey ladder and around to candyland. So I couldn't get a way and then I climbed a mountain and then I smoked a menthol and then i peed and then i said jeebus i'm gonna get you. Then I ate his punk ass like a candy cane.



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I approve of your lifestyle.
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Jesus came to me with a garden hose and a rasberry salad, I told him to get lost, but he loooked so delicious i had to follow him down the monkey ladder and around to candyland. So I couldn't get a way and then I climbed a mountain and then I smoked a menthol and then i peed and then i said jeebus i'm gonna get you. Then I ate his punk ass like a candy cane.



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Jesus came to me with a garden hose and a rasberry salad, I told him to get lost, but he loooked so delicious i had to follow him down the monkey ladder and around to candyland. So I couldn't get a way and then I climbed a mountain and then I smoked a menthol and then i peed and then i said jeebus i'm gonna get you. Then I ate his punk ass like a candy cane.



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That was amazing to read at 3:30 in the morning!! That was a nice pick me up. Man you are fucked up Hulk hahaha, how much did you take again?

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02-18-2007
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LOL @ NiceGuy (true). LOL @ Darth Hulk, I'm awake again . Although I have a feeling this would be funnier if Mobb posted it. And I dont know why. But since he didn't and you did, +rep
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That was amazing to read at 3:30 in the morning!! That was a nice pick me up. Man you are f**ked up Hulk hahaha, how much did you take again?

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You even had the courtesy to put this into the Religion Debate section. How thoughtful.
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Lol at... jebus.
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Why am I up? And why did I decide that 2AM is a good time to start watching a movie? And why am I posting it here? To all those questions, I can offer only a chipmunk. Wait.... what? I think I need sleep.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.
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Why am I up? And why did I decide that 2AM is a good time to start watching a movie? And why am I posting it here? To all those questions, I can offer only a chipmunk. Wait.... what? I think I need sleep.
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