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#5061
12-31-2013
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lol, you clearly don't know me well.
I don't have boyfriends and I don't do monogamy. It's alllll gravy, baby.
That becomes far less endearing when you're 30.


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#5062
12-31-2013
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grats xyox. guess that leaves just me, grif, hable and wes..
ftfy : ~ }
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#5063
12-31-2013
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Well I'm sure you can take care of Grif
She only comes to me in my dreams
So sleep becomes routine
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...

She only comes to me in my dreams

So sleep becomes addicting
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...



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#5064
12-31-2013
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Race is on gents, I know i'm not going to be a 19 y/o virgin so that gives me about two months. I don't really want to lose my virginity in a random hookup but if I can't convince the girl I posted about earlier to have sex with me that's the way it's going to be.

My brother and I got cat called the other day by a girls soccer team, was lol.
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#5065
12-31-2013
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but if I can't convince the girl I posted about earlier to have sex with me
whoa man
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#5066
12-31-2013
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I think it was just a poor choice of words lol
She only comes to me in my dreams
So sleep becomes routine
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...

She only comes to me in my dreams

So sleep becomes addicting
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#5067
12-31-2013
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If what someone types about having relations with a girl is in any way ambiguous, always assume they intend to rape them.
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#5068
12-31-2013
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If what someone types about having relations with a girl is in any way ambiguous, always assume they intend to rape them.
That + your avatar is really great/weird.
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#5069
12-31-2013
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Yeah i'm not a rapist.

I don't know how that was unclear but I meant to say if said girl does not want to have sex w/ me after an artfully constructed argument by yours truly, I will just go w/ a random hookup but I would prefer the former.
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#5070
12-31-2013
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"Have sex with me."

"No."

"Well why not?"

"...Fair play, Grif."


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