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Well if you call it "dealing with her all day" then I think there's probably other problems than the work
She only comes to me in my dreams
So sleep becomes routine
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...

She only comes to me in my dreams

So sleep becomes addicting
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...



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well your right i'm an asshole who gets bored with girls very easily. i don't think i've been with a girl for longer than a couple months.
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its not you

its your babydick



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I thought chris was babydick?
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So I know Ive posted about my problems with my gf and working together, well tonight she starts her usual shit again, I tell her I dont have time for it, she "breaks up with me" (i knew she didnt mean it, right now she would never break up with me for real). She basically regretted how she acted once she realized I didnt care about her "breaking up" with me.

Long story short, shes at her parents right now cause I didnt want to be around her tonight. Thank god shes interviewing for new jobs cause I cant take her shit at work anymore


also i know, strong immaturity at her fake breaking up with me
Yalls relationship sounds so exhausting. I don't know why you stay. Do you really think it's going to last with her? My parents have been married since '76 and I can tell you that at times they bicker, fight, and quarrel (my dad is very annoying). But they've never broken up, separated, or even spent a night a part caused by a fight. The only one time that I know about is when they were both in college and my dad told my mom what she could and could not do and she put her phone in the closet and left and did it anyway (LOL).

Frankly, what you're describing is what I see SO damn often with people our age and a bit older. It's almost like you're too immature to be in a relationship or something. You're either together or you're not, you fight and stay together so you can work it out if the person really means that much. That back and forth crap because you can't handle it is ridiculous.

^^ranting about people like in your situation, not just you. My brother does the same shit with his girlfriend. "I can't stand that bitch! I'm coming home!" next week, "We're back together and we're engaged!".
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I thought chris was babydick?
I thought it was Alen

But that kid has been gone forever, thank god
She only comes to me in my dreams
So sleep becomes routine
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...

She only comes to me in my dreams

So sleep becomes addicting
It's not healthy, it's what makes you right
It's not healthy, it's what makes you...



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#587
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oh yeah, it was Alen. He's invisibanned.
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#588
04-14-2013
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sup guize i'm back from my alcohol-filled weekend. i need girl help.

help deciding how to handle the awesomeness of getting shower head from a girl i had met a couple of hours before

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I hope you conducted a thorough interview of said girl's past sexual history before receiving fellatio in the shower.
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#590
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naw that takes all the fun from it, you know, wondering if maybe you will contract herpes.

she tried to stick it in though and i was not having that. no rubber no insertion bitch
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