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...and do you know which author they took that from? Yep, you guessed it. See: avatar.
Did you mean your sig?

They do reference Palahniuk a lot, and I like it.
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04-12-2006
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Third eye- Tool.
They don't really sing this part but oh well, I love it.

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
"I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too."
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04-13-2006
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Fuсk Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuсk her hard
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuсking give her some smooches, too

Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say, "Hey"
I'm gonna fuсk you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say, "Hey, I brought you flowers"
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally"
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fuсking teamwork

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar

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04-13-2006
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Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips

Her name is Yoshimi
She's a black belt in karate
Working for the city
She has to discipline her body
'Cause she knows that it's demanding
To defeat those evil machines
I know she can beat them

Oh, Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me

Those evil natured robots
They're programmed to destroy us
She's gotta be strong to fight them
So she's taking lots of vitamins
'Cause she knows that
It'd be tragic
If those evil robots win
I know she can beat them

Thanks to we are cured for recommending The Flaming Lips to me.
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04-13-2006
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This is my number one favorite song of all time
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride


I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Seriously, I love this song.
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04-13-2006
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Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips

Her name is Yoshimi
She's a black belt in karate
Working for the city
She has to discipline her body
'Cause she knows that it's demanding
To defeat those evil machines
I know she can beat them

Oh, Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me

Those evil natured robots
They're programmed to destroy us
She's gotta be strong to fight them
So she's taking lots of vitamins
'Cause she knows that
It'd be tragic
If those evil robots win
I know she can beat them

Thanks to we are cured for recommending The Flaming Lips to me.
Part 1 is great, part 2 gets a little weird, but is still good in the right mood. It's one of their better CDs
Busy, busy, busy
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04-14-2006
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This is my number one favorite song of all time
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride


I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Seriously, I love this song.
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE IS ANY BAND OUT THERE THAT HAS COVERED THIS SONG BEFORE!?!?!?

If not, and/or if they sucked at it....my band is going to.
I'm determined. (And no...we will not show it any kind of disrespect. If we suck at it...we'll scrap it. But if we turn it around into something that kids today can appreciate some more...HELL YEAH!!!)

THANKS SOLID................................& STORMS!!!

Not mentioned in sig: <3 Lammie
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#78
04-14-2006
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I've always liked the line

"I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you."
-Armor for Sleep

So emo, yet so good.



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#79
04-14-2006
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This looks fun.

3 Libras - APC
Threw you the obvious and you
Flew with it on your back, a
Name in your recollection
Down among a million same

Difficult not to feel a little bit
Disappointed and passed over
When I look right through
To see you naked but oblivious
And you don't see
Me

But I threw you the obvious just to
See if there's more behind the
Eyes of a fallen angel
Eyes of a tragedy

Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, see through it all
See through, see you

'Cause I threw you the obvious to
See what occurs behind the
Eyes of a fallen angel
Eyes of a tragedy

Oh well
Oh well
Apparently nothing
Apparently nothing at all

You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't, you don't, you don't see me
You don't see me
You don't
You don't
You don't see me at all





Killswitch Engage - Self Revolution
I can't comprehend society's movement
The regression of human existence
This is the quest of life
Fulfill your destiny
Slow down
Slow down this fast paced world
And you will see past the illusion
Breaking the foundation
Collapse the control
Building a revolution to heal nations
It starts within you
Slow down this fast paced world
You will see past the illusion
Breaking the foundation
Collapse the control
Building a revolution to heal nations
It starts within you
In this search for I & I
The truth is always deep inside
(Reversal of oneself finding the truth)
This is the quest of life
We must find the strength
This is the quest of life
We must find the strength
For a new movement
In this search for I & I
The truth is always deep inside
(Reversal of oneself finding the truth)
Slow down this fast paced world
And you will see the revolution
For a new movement
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04-15-2006
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She smelled like 2am
took him back to her place
where all the saints adorn the walls
delivering her from grace
he knew he should leave
that this could only turn cold
she was a bad bad girl
so he told her so
under the shadows of doubt
he had the whisper of lust
he said no touching tonight
she closed her eyes in his trust
she said tuck me in
he knew his judgement was sound
still he pulled back the sheets
and said you better lie down cuz the angels are watching
she closed her eyes and said quit the talking
you can hurt me do whatever you like
her every word was in italics
as it would fall from her lips
the walls made of broken promises
he hoped this wouldnt be his
she said tell me what to do
he knew right then he was done
feeling lonely and confused
he said you better lie down cuz the angels are watching
she closed her eyes and said quit the talking
you can hurt me do whatever you like
so he said shut your mouth girl the angels are listening


-She Wants Revenge


something about those last 4 lines I always find to be amusing.



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